The idea of this page is to show........well actually, I don't know! We're just a goofy family and I often get it on tape and thought it would be fun to show some of those times! The family is the reason for the title "Hammer V" since as it stands, there are 5 of us.......unless there's something I don't know about and soon will. Crap! I don't want to have to make new business cards!

Max's School Report On Emery County

This was Max's 4th Grade report that was on Emery County Utah. He got an "A" by the way (and that rhymes).

Crew's Booger!

Crew desperately tries to explain the wound on his nose......we desperately try to understand what he is saying.

The Hammer V (5) Family Shoot

This video is of my family at a photo shoot that Haley Miller of Captures Photography held as a photography workshop teaching other photographers the trade. Naturally my family was chosen........duh!?

Captain Jack Sparrow

The Maggie Monster

Maggie is the newest addition to the Hammer V. The best is when Jamie (mother) sees Maggie in this fashion, she initially laughs.....that is until she notices that I am filming, after which she suddenly stops laughing and says with great sympathy, "Oh, that's sad!" Clearly she is just as evil as I am!

Having said that, all I was trying to do was get her dressed for the day and the shirt wouldn't go down easily, and I couldn't help myself! For whatever reason I have a smokers laugh.....I don't smoke I promise!

Keep watching it gets better.

Trying To Wake The Beast

Look! I am a good father, but as long as my babe will let me sculpt her face at will...........then there's no way I'm going to pass that up! I was just trying to wake her up.............at first!

Crew Getting A Drink

This is Crew (age 3 at the time).........the number 2 child of the Hammer V. He spent about 10 minutes trying unsuccessfully, to get a drink. He finally achieved his goal.........I sort of had an idea of what his victory drink was going to look like.

Max: "The Possession!"

When we were in California, we stayed at one of the worst Hotels known to mankind. None of us were able to get much sleep and as a result, we were all a bit slap happy...............the rest of the time we were just in a bad mood!

The best part is watching Crew trying to get out of the coat sleeve he's gotten his head stuck in. Then we slow it all down for what I call........."The Possession!"

Crew: "The Possession!"

Okay LOOK! I'm not denying that this video is a bit disturbing....but my boy wanted to make a scary movie during our new year's eve party at my sisters.....and so we did okay? It took about 1 1/2 hours to make from top to bottom, so just know it's only for fun. He's very proud of it and so here it is.


The story is, a spirit comes from a poster my nephew has on his wall which is a big green skull face. From there, the spirit travels down the hall, and into the sleeping Crew, and then the adventure begins........sort of.